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This site is dedicated to good natured family safe humor. Everyone is invited to submit humorous quotations and/or sayings.
Each submission is accepted or denied at the Editors’ discretion,
Please have fun !
A Book version including contributors will be published annually.

Please send quotations and sayings.

To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must cultivate our personal life; and to cultivate our personal life, we must first set our hearts right. Confucius

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Contributed by A. Steiner Connecticut USA            Attributed to MARK TWAIN

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
Contributed by John Mark San Diego CA USA

I don't want to be a passenger in my own life     
Contributed by Anonymous                                         Attributed to .DIANE ACKERMAN

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive
Contributed by Jake St.Louis MO USA                     Attributed to ELBERT HUBBARD
 

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
Contributed by PT Fontan LA USA                            Attributed to JEAN DE LA BRUYERE

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood
Anonymous                                                                    Attributed to MARIE CURIE

We tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Contributed by Peggy Law   Charlotte NC               Attributed to HERB CAEN

Life is just one damned thing after another.            
 Anonymous                                                                   Attributed to FRANK WARD O’MALLEY

It isn´t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It´s only necessary to be rich
Contributed by Mary Alder Charlotte NC                 Attributed to Alan Alda

In the end, everything is a gag                                   
Submitted by David Jones Columbus Ohio               Attributed by Charlie Chaplin

Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret
Submitted by Diane Gordon                                            Attributed to Marlene Dietrich

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Submitted by Connie Clarke Newport RI                       Attributed to Jerry Seinfeld

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Contributed by John Bachfield  Mystic CT                   Attributed to Albert Einstein

Hollywood is a place where they´ll pay you a 1000 dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul

Contributed by Sheila Wright Boston MA                     Attributed to Marilyn Monroe